have we met
said abomination
have we met
said abomination
heroicbrawn asked: Does Bro have any good movies in DVD?
only the best

i know we have jurassic park somewhere but i cant find it
shit
Anonymous asked: hey dave! how do you feel about jade?? *waggles eyebrows*

jade?
well shes a good friend
i never really thought about it any other way
shes pretty good at shooting things dead though
like me
lets give a round of applause to harley for being able to at least use a rifle

charmsandpandas asked: you just wanna make out w/ tavros all the time huh dave, huh, huhhh

oh
youre one of those people
the
shippers

Anonymous asked: Okay, but what if you wanted to wrap up the sexiest person alive?

there wouldnt be much wrapping only a bow or two would do
Anonymous asked: Maaaaan, you are whiiiiiipped! Look at that ugly ass sweater she got you to wear.

shhh
if jade finds out where you are youll have a rifle up your ass
sarcasticspeculation asked: Merry Christmas, cool kid.

yeah this is really late but heres a christmas tree to make up for it
theif-of-keys asked: Why exactly is it you do not have time for this bullshit? I am very intrigued about what it is you even do all day...

beatboxing and xbox
Anonymous asked: DAVE. DAVE COME HOME AND CARE FOR OUR HIDEOUS, WONDERFUL ABOMINATION. I'M TIRED.

have we met